Ards is an enigma wrapped in a subway sandwich wrapper.

<------This is his rock n roll pose and the jury is still out on it.

We're not really sure what he is into or his likes or dislikes. During Movember is sporting a dirty great whooping Mo and has had several offers for work in home studios dotted around the outter Canberra area.

He comes in late to work, never speaks to anyone in the corridors of the building and requires an uninterupted 90 minute meditation session prior to any on-air work.

Ards has been nominated for a nobel peace prize for his work in settling the great "Where's My $%%*% pen" incident between Benny & Cookie, was a finalist in Girlfriend Magazine's Model Quest 1997 and was unlucky to miss out on gaining a place in the recent Road To Tamworth competition on account he can't sing or play an musical instrument.

You can hear Ards each weekday 9am-12pm.

Oh....and he recently announced his engagement to his iphone 4.